Me: Why?
BB: You have to buy things for your honeymoon.
Me: Oh?
BB: And you have to buy your wife a computer.
Me: What do you have to buy for your honeymoon?
BB: You have to find where to go. And you have to buy soda probably, for your wife. And coffee probably.
AND...
BB, getting into his car seat: I HATE having wings!
Me, glancing at him in the rearview mirror: Just think how hard it is for real bats.
BB: Yeah, but they're USED to doing everything with wings!
Me: I suppose. They've been buckling up since they were babies.
BB, sighing wistfully: Yeah.
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