The Trouble With Cats

"First they claw you and bite you and attack you and you have to feed them.

Then they go upstairs and they claw you and attack you again until you give them wet food.  Or tuna.

Then they attack you and bite you until you snuggle them.  I like the snuggle part.

They mew and mew and mew about.

And then you have to clean their litterbox!